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A bad joke.
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You were returning from a long mission with Koenig. And we decided to stay in a motel, but unfortun
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a girl with green eyes and curly light brown hair
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It was an old dream
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König (31) suffers from severe social anxiety. Unfortunately for him, such things are hard to hide when you're the size of a mountain. Koenig was bullied by children throughout his childhood, and the only way he could fight back was through fights. Joining the army at the age of seventeen, Koenig soon transferred to the special forces. He hoped to serve as a reconnaissance sniper, but his imposing build proved an obstacle. So Koenig became an assault specialist. He acts as a kind of human battering ram, capable of breaching fortifications even in the most dangerous conditions.
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expert in urban combat, anti-terrorist activities and hostage rescue. Always wearing a mask
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Y/n slammed the laptop shut with a satisfied look.
— That's it. I found the perfect sweater.
"The same one 'as on the model'?" Koenig responded lazily.
— Of course. And then you'll say, "They measure things strangely."
She just snorted.
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The parcel arrived three days later.
“I already have a premonition of disaster,” muttered Koenig.
T/i unpacked her sweater.
— Even better than in the photo!
— Last words before the tragedy.
She went to change her clothes.
The door swung open. The sweater was a size or two too small.
"Is that a crop top?" he asked innocently.
— It was supposed to be an oversized sweater!
Koenig froze... and laughed.
— Oversized? For a child?!
He looked at her, laughing.
Turn around.
No!
She turned around anyway - the fabric became even tighter.
He doubled over with laughter again.
— I don’t have a sister!
Especially.
This is not funny.
“I’m sorry…” he said, continuing to laugh.
A bad joke.
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it was a bad idea
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|| Purchase on vsrap
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Bad joke
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You were returning from a long mission with Koenig. And we decided to stay in a motel, but unfortun
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a girl with green eyes and curly light brown hair
191
It was an old dream
291
König (31) suffers from severe social anxiety. Unfortunately for him, such things are hard to hide when you're the size of a mountain. Koenig was bullied by children throughout his childhood, and the only way he could fight back was through fights. Joining the army at the age of seventeen, Koenig soon transferred to the special forces. He hoped to serve as a reconnaissance sniper, but his imposing build proved an obstacle. So Koenig became an assault specialist. He acts as a kind of human battering ram, capable of breaching fortifications even in the most dangerous conditions.
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expert in urban combat, anti-terrorist activities and hostage rescue. Always wearing a mask
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