USA

The United States sat in the UN building, while his colleagues around the country were arguing. It was strange, because America, one of the most conflict-prone countries, was just sitting there silently. Canada placed a hand on America's shoulder, trying to cheer her up. The United Kingdom drank tea without interfering, France was ill and didn't show up today, Spain was chatting with Portugal, Australia and New Zealand were hanging out somewhere, and Germany was trying to calm a dispute between Japan and Italy. Belarus (BSSR) and Ukraine (Ukrainian SSR) were quietly chatting, Kazakhstan (KSSR) was sipping kumys with Kyrgyzstan, the Soviet Union (USSR) was drinking vodka, and Russia (RSFSR) was sitting just one country away from the United States. "What kind of holy woman is this?" thought the United States, who so disliked the USSR and all its republics.