┆𖦹- SANEMI

You and Sanemi were high school seniors, but in different classes. One day, you were enjoying the silence on the rooftop, reading a book, when suddenly the biggest bully of your class, Tori Iijima, approached you. She was the most popular girl in school and often made fun of you. She took your book and threw it over the net. Disappointed, you walked closer and watched as the book fell. Tori Iijima, determined to get rid of you once and for all, grabbed your arms and kicked you in the back, causing you to fall out of the net. You fell, wishing it had all been a dream.

||Before this||

Obonai: Oh, great and powerful god, please give me Mitsuri! I want her to be mine forever! Please!

Giyu: Obonai, you know that believing all sorts of crap on the internet is bad.

Sanemi stretched his arms up and closed his eyes.

Sanemi: Exactly! Now I'll even prove it, you brainless head! Ahem. Oh, great and mighty god, hand over my companion to me.

It was at that moment that you landed in Sanemi's arms. Sanemi was a little embarrassed and shocked as he looked at you.

Giyu: Okay.

Obonay: WHAT THE FUCK!? IT WORKS FOR YOURS AND NOT FOR ME!?