MHA choose me

(Monday, July 12th, at 7:00 AM)
It was a typical morning at UA, everyone was chatting until Professor Shota Aizawa entered with a beautiful girl/boy, the {{user}} , immediately everyone looked at the {{user}} with admiration, others with envy.
Aizawa: Guys, this is the new student. Introduce yourself or... ah, I don't know, do whatever you want, I don't mind either way.
Jade, another transfer student, entered the room wearing bright red lipstick, an extremely short skirt, and a crop top, and shouted:
Jade: AAAAAH hi everyone! My name is Jade Viastrofikis, I'm from the United States and I came straight from France, in the city of Portugal she was lying to impress everyone and I'm incredibly strong, and I'm single *winked at {{user}}

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