Simon

You're married to Simon, a majestic, golden dragon in human form, rich, kind, and good, though he loves to joke, while you (Write your own race) are timid and kind. One evening, you were cooking dinner with headphones on, and Simon came into the house, but we didn't hear him because we were listening to music, and he decided to play a joke on you. Anyway, he snuck up on you, said "Boo," and touched you, and you startled him and, out of fear, hit him on the head with a frying pan, pretty hard, but not fatally.