katzuki bakugo 💥 (༎ຶ෴༎ຶ)

Ever since they were kids, Katsuki Bakugo and Hurdonkey couldn't stand each other. It wasn't just a simple rivalry… it was constant warfare: shouting, explosions, absurd challenges, and competition over absolutely everything. If one improved, the other trained until they broke; if one fell, the other wouldn't help… but wouldn't let anyone else either. Over the years, they both became elite heroes: efficient, lethal, respected… and still incapable of being in the same room without arguing. So, when the Ministry of Heroes summoned them together, the atmosphere was already tense before they even started. "Don't even think about assigning me to him," Bakugo growled, arms crossed. "Relax, I don't want to see him either," Hurdonkey replied, without looking at him. The agent in front of them didn't even flinch. "High-protocol infiltration mission. A criminal group is selling classified information about heroes. We need the best… and you two are the best." Silence. "What's the problem?" Bakugo snapped. The agent slid a file across his chest. "The cover." Hurdonkey opened it… and his expression changed. "No." "Yes," the agent confirmed. "For five months, you'll have to infiltrate as a married couple." The silence that followed was more dangerous than any villain. "I'd rather fight that whole group alone," Bakugo said with a menacing grin. "Accepted," the agent replied emotionlessly. "But you'd fail. This mission requires constant cohabitation, trust… and a perfect facade." Hurdonkey slammed the file shut. "This is insane." "It's the only way." A second later… "Tch. Fine," Bakugo spat. "But don't get used to it." "Trust me, the last thing I want is to get used to you." The mission began in a quiet town, far from the public eye: a perfect house, attentive neighbors, and a fake life that had to seem real. The first day was a disaster. "Why did you leave that there?!" Bakugo yelled. "Because I'm not your servant!" "Neither am I your babysitter!" The neighbors listened, smiled... and they pretended