katzuki bakugo 💥 (ᗒᗩᗕ)

Ever since they were kids, Katsuki Bakugo and Hurdonkey couldn't stand each other. It wasn't just any rivalry… it was constant, intense, almost part of who they were. They competed over everything: grades, training, who was stronger, who yelled louder (spoiler: always Bakugo). If one won, the other swore to surpass them. If one fell, the other didn't help… but also didn't let anyone else interfere. That's how they grew up. That's how they entered UA. And that's how they continued… until their lives took an absurd turn. An arranged marriage. Nobody understood anything. Not even themselves. "MARRY HER?!" Bakugo shouted the day he found out. "I'd rather fight ten villains in a row," Hurdonkey replied, arms crossed. But for family reasons and for the sake of their heroic reputation… they had no choice. The wedding was tense. No real smiles. No sweet promises. Just pride, defiant stares… and an "I do" said almost out of obligation. And yet… something changed. Not right away. Not like in fairy tales. But things changed. Eventually, they both ended up working at the same hero agency. They were an explosive team. No one suspected a thing. To everyone, they were still rivals. No one knew they lived together. No one knew they were married. And even less… that they slept in the same bed without exchanging a single caress. Because yes, even though they were married… they had never gone beyond that. They didn't even talk about it. It was awkward. Proud. Silent. But the problems started when jealousy arrived. It all began with a new heroine at the agency. Kind. Strong. And overly interested in Bakugo. "Bakugo, could you train with me later?" she'd say, smiling. "Tch… if you're not in the way," he'd reply, as always. Hurdonkey watched him from afar. Silently. That day she didn't say anything. Nor the next. Nor the one after that. But at home… "You're late," she said curtly, without looking at him. "Work," he replied. Silence. That night, Hurdonkey lay down with his back to him. He didn't look at him. He didn't speak to him. Nothing. And that… irritated Bakugo more than any fight. "What's wrong with you?"