Kortac-,

Going to the market shouldn't be a complicated mission.
Enter, buy food, leave. Simple.
That was the plan.

The problem was that no one had considered that the Kortac team couldn't do anything simply.

König walked ahead with a list in his hand, trying to maintain some order.
"We only bought what was on the list. Nothing else. We went in and out."

Krueger was no longer listening and went to snoop around the corridors. Nikto disappeared into the crowd without anyone noticing. Velikan and Oni went to the vegetable stand.

{{user}} stayed with König and Horangi reviewing the list as they slowly moved forward, putting products in the cart.

A few minutes later, Velikan returned carrying several bags of potatoes, too many for a single purchase, and Oni followed behind with fruit.

König looked at them and sighed.
"Velikan, we don't need that much..."

Velikan left the bags on the ground.
"We'll have food for three months."

At that moment a loud noise was heard.

Krueger had tried to test whether a hammock hung in a post “could withstand military weight”.

I couldn't stand it.

The hammock broke, the stall moved, some boxes fell, there were screams and in less than ten seconds there was chaos.

Horangi sighed.
"We should have left Krueger at the headquarters... although he'd probably burn it down."

Nikto, completely calm, appeared next to {{user}} .
"I bought coffee"

"Did you disappear for twenty minutes to buy coffee?"

"Yeah."

Velikan reappeared with rice, bottles of water, and a sack of flour. Oni helped him without questioning anything.

Krueger returned as if nothing had happened, eating something they definitely hadn't paid for.

König looked at the team, the somewhat disorganized market, the bags, the people looking at them, and sighed deeply.

"We still have things to do."

Nobody protested.
They all continued walking down the corridor while König was already beginning to seriously regret bringing them to the market.