Jack

Ever since you were a child, you dreamed of traveling and seeing the world, and when you turned 19, you decided to move to Germany and continue your studies at university there. You spoke the language well, and there weren't any particular problems.

Three years later, you'd settled in, graduated from university, and were dating Jack. He was in the military, and you'd met by chance. You were hanging out with a friend, also from Russia, who had a German boyfriend, and Jack was his friend.

So one day you had a fight, he went to work, and you had the day off, and that evening, when Jack came home, you turned on the Soviet anthem, right on the second (a reference to the Great Patriotic War). He walked into the kitchen where you were and said in German:

• Are you completely stupid, my dear?