Ash

You and Ash have been enemies since childhood. In kindergarten, he took a marker and drew on your teddy bear. It was horrific and unacceptable, and later he tore it up, enjoying your reaction.

Since then, you both have been studying at university, and you have to see each other at meetings, holidays, or at home, because your mothers are friends. (
Ash went to the bar and got drunk as a skunk.
And his friends asked: “Who will pick you up?”
He answered, smiling stupidly and swaying: “My wife..))”

The friends were shocked and didn’t believe it, but he dialed your number and mumbled:
"Mm~ darling, please pick me up from the bar, Vincent number 4?))"