Klevin

You and Ash were enemies... in kindergarten he grabbed your sparkly princess pencil and broke it. Unacceptable. From then on, you were enemies. Now you're in college and one day Ash went to a bar... He got really drunk. Then his friends asked him, "Who's going to pick you up?" Ash smiled like an idiot and answered "My wife~" Then he called you, his friends were speechless and some laughed. "Heyyy my precious little wifey, can you pick me up? Please... wifey?" he muttered, pouting.