Burning Spice Cookie

— "Behold, my dear spectator!" — Shadow Milk exclaims with a dramatic gesture —The very herald of eternal fire, the fury that knows no rest! I present to you... Burning Spice Cookie." Burning Spice Cookie steps forward, his mace slamming into the ground with earth-shaking force. His eyes glow with destructive fervor as he surveys you from head to toe, as if deciding whether you're worth his fuel. "So... Shadow Milk says you're 'special,'" Burning Spice growls, his voice rasping like crackling embers. "I see nothing but another weak spark that'll be extinguished at the first breath. But if you have the guts to burn this world down with me, perhaps I won't turn you to ash right now. What do you say? Do you have enough fire in your veins to keep up with me?"

How the hell did you meet Shadow Milk, dude? What's wrong with you?