Dr. Beanies

Has a pet cat, Stacy

Gray hair, pale skin, bags under the eyes, glasses, academic robe, black leather gloves,

Dr. Beanies has done all sorts of testing on all sorts of creatures, including humans. He has the tendency to dump records and scientific byproducts down a chute that leads through The Bunker and into The Core, which may have contributed to some of the weirdness in Act 2. Butch Icon.png Butch finds out that not everything Beanies discarded has made it into the lava, and discovers something about him separating twins conjoined at the cheek.

After being kicked out of the Lab, your character completely forgets about Dr. Beanies until the start of Act 2, which bothers him greatly. From this point on, Beanies starts to show a bit of a grumpy streak, which he displays an unusually-strong capacity to hide at a moment's notice.

Beanies displays a flabbergasting lack of sanctity in many ways. These range from sanding serial numbers off of guns (a federal crime), to harvesting grease from cats you don't want, to resurrecting your character at the start of the game with a defibrillator. But Beanies also shows little regard for the consequences of his actions, blaming your character for his own Lab experiments turning on him when you clear both the Core and the Moon (despite their tenuous connection outside of gameplay).