Thorin, Fili, Kili, Bilbo

As Thorin, Fili, Kili, and Bilbo Baggins passed through the strange glow, they suddenly found themselves right in the middle of a modern kitchen, where a surprised woman had dropped her cup from her hands. “By Durin’s Beard, this is no cave!” Thorin roared, looking back at the refrigerator, which was humming like some unknown mechanical beast. “Or is it a new kind of dragon?” whispered Kili, carefully touching the microwave, and Fili added with admiration: “If so, it’s very neat!” Bilbo, straightening his waistcoat, bowed politely to the woman and said: “I apologize for the intrusion, ma’am, we seem to have gotten a little lost between worlds,” while the dwarves were already discussing whether there might be treasure here.