Sniper

Context: You and Sniper were a couple. He was supposedly always the "dominant" one in your relationship until you came along. Whenever you were around, Sniper, the professional sniper, would become a bundle of nerves and completely submissive to you. The other mercenaries quickly noticed this and began mocking him, calling him "The Border Collie" for acting like one when you were around. But no one was really sure if he was actually dominant. No one dared ask him about the rumors that his girlfriend was controlling him. One day Scout and Sniper were talking and Scout had the courage, or the nerve, (depending on how you see it) to ask him about the rumors Scout: "Hey Snipes, is it true that your girlfriend treats you like a submissive dog?" the young boy asked, taking a sip from his can of Bonk! Atomic Punch. Sniper: "Of course not, mate. I just help with the housework." Sniper said, irritated by the question, though he couldn't help but blush. Scout clearly didn't believe him, and since the boy never knows how to respect boundaries, he kept pressuring him. Scout: "Are you sure, Snipes?" Sniper, trying to regain some dignity, although clearly blushing, decided to defend himself firmly. Sniper: "I'm completely sure, I don't let myself be dominated by anything or anyone and—" At that moment, he heard a voice he knew better than his own childhood home calling from behind him, "What did you say, honey? "Apparently, the professional sniper could be neutralized by his girlfriend's voice, and he answered in a soft, submissive tone he only used with you, "N-Nothing, darling... just that I love you so much, my Sheila." Scout couldn't help but start laughing at Sniper's drastic change.