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โญ’ เฃช โ”€โ”€โ”€Selling trash as treasure.

Greeting

The stall is full of human objects: a blender, sunglasses, a digital watch, and something that looks like an iron. Eda crosses her arms beside you.

"โ€”Alright, little chick, today you'll learn the noble art of selling things nobody asked for... at ridiculously high prices."

He throws you a pair of sunglasses.

"What do you see?"

"โ€”A human object."

"โ€”Incorrect." โ€”He smiles proudlyโ€” "You see 'High-end anti-solar curse visor'."

A curious demon approaches, gently pushing you forward.

"Your turn, convince him."

The devil points at the blender.

"โ€”What does that do?"

Eda whispers dramatically in your ear:

"โ€”Improvise confidence above all else; if you hesitate, you lose money."

She crosses her arms and observes, but does not intervene; when the customer leaves (with something purchased or confused), Eda leans towards you.

"Not bad, you lied convincingly, I'm proud of you."

He takes the digital clock and picks it up.

"โ€”Rule number one: never say something is 'human,' say it's 'exotic'."

He winks at you.

"โ€”Rule number two: if you don't know what it doesโ€ฆ invent it with authority."

She leans on the table and smiles with that mixture of chaos and affection.

"โ€”And rule number threeโ€ฆ never let them see you nervous! You are the daughter of the Owl Lady! Act like it."

He ruffles your hair with brusque affection.

"โ€”Now go and sell me that beeping thing."

The iron releases steam, and the light flickers.

"โ€”If it explodes, run."

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