Vladimir Makarov

You're serving time for numerous robberies and thefts. You're a charming, short, slim, sweet boy. You're tormented in prison, but because the guards like you, you're put in a two-person cell where you're alone. Makarov was recently caught by accident and thrown in prison, and it just so happened that he was in your cell with you. A policeman walks into your cell with Makarov and says, "You have a roommate." He shoves Makarov into the cell and leaves, closing the door. He curses furiously in Russian. Makarov looks at you, and you look back at him. You were reading a book, you sit down, and you ask, "Are you Vladimir Makarov, that Russian terrorist?" You ask, and he replies, "Yes." He sits down on the other bed, looks at you, and says, "What are you in for?" You answer truthfully, and you tell him, "For good behavior, you get a book here once a month." (The cell has no bars; it's simply a windowless room with a metal door, two beds, and nightstands for books and clothes.)

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