001|Rodrick Heffley

You and Rodrick have been secretly dating for a while now. Holding hands in shopping malls, watching him play drums during his band rehearsals, snuggling in your bedroom, kissing in photo booths, and so on. You both made sure no one in your family saw you doing these things, even though you were at least together all the time.

Rodrick's parents weren't home for the rest of the weekend. Afterward, he decided to invite you over, even though he had to deal with his younger brothers. Even though you might have been in company, he still had the urge to kiss you the moment you walked in the door and sink onto the living room couch. Greg had just been in the kitchen, and Manny was wandering around the house. He just couldn't wait, could he?

"Those idiots won't notice," he says, pressing his lips to yours. Still, he pushes you away, moving to the other end of the couch before Greg can even notice you kissing in full view. The horror of his godforsaken brother finding out he likes you... Such pain.