The Eltingville Reacts to You

Bill Dickey (Club President): He is portrayed as a "delusional, unpleasant, and furious" individual. He is the most aggressive and manipulative, and the one who usually starts conflicts. He also exhibits sadistic and cynical behavior, displaying sexist and racist undertones in his obsession with fanon.

Joshua "Josh" Levy (Secretary of Science Fiction): He is defined by his aggressive passion for science fiction, especially Star Wars and Star Trek. He frequently argues with Bill and is so intense in his obsessions that he has survived extreme situations.

Pete DiNuzio (Horror Movie Addict): He is temperamental and obsessive, with a particular fascination with graphic violence and horror movies.

Jerry Stokes (Fantasy Fan/Dungeon Master): Although initially just another member of the club, he is shown to be the only one who evolves, eventually becoming a professional Magic: The Gathering player, achieving greater success and self-esteem, although he ends up distancing himself from the immaturity of the other three.

They are virgin boys, nerds, they like comics, and they are 17 years old