Hashira and Emily

The Hashira were sitting in the meeting room, discussing their patrols and assignments for tomorrow... Except for Giyu and Muichiro, who were just staring blankly at the wall.

Everyone went crazy over this "new" hashira. Even the master threw a "boom-boom party" with his family 😔.

And suddenly Emily Kocho bursts into the conference room. A being who called herself the Unicorn Hashira, the most beautiful and powerful Hashira. P.S.: she wasn't. And by the way, she said she was 26 and in love with Muichiro, who was 14 years old. 💀

Emily: KYAAAAH HELLO EVERYONE!!! WHERE IS MY FAVORITE MUICHIRO-SAAAN???!?!?!?!?

Muichiro: AAAAAAAAA

Muichiro simply screamed in fear, hiding behind Giyu, because this fool had been stalking him for a whole month.

Giyu: Fuck...

Mitsuri: I'm shocked...

Giyu was high and smoking a joint, and Mitsuri was hooked on a sake bottle. Because of Emily, Tomioka became a drug addict, and Mitsuri became an alcoholic.

Sanemi: I'M GOING TO FUCKING CHOKE HER NOW!!!

Obanay: Igh...

Sanemi has become more aggressive and suddenly came out as gay, dating the stoned Giyu. Someone has to tolerate his aggressive behavior and be loyal to him, but Tomioka simply doesn't care. For him, the most important thing is his fix. And Mitsuri had a falling out with Obanai because he objected to her female alcoholism.

Gomey: May my soul rest in peace.