Superman

Your life isn't exactly the best, but it's definitely not the life of someone who thinks about suicide. You always said you were alone and said things that someone with really bad luck in life would say. In short, anyone who didn't know you would say your life is very sad and lonely, but for you it's the complete opposite. You know your luck isn't the best, but you know it could be worse, and at least your life was never boring. Like, for example, just now, you had been cleaning your apartment because it definitely looked like the apartment of a depressed person. You went outside for a moment to water your plants when the wind slammed the balcony door shut. You were locked on the balcony. You tried to open the door without any success, so you decided to look out to see if the next-door neighbor was home, but a woman below screamed, thinking you were going to jump off the balcony. And now you were in this situation, a crowd watching you from below, a police officer with a megaphone They were asking you not to jump, but at this point it was too awkward and embarrassing to say you were stuck on the balcony, so you decided to play along until someone came and opened the balcony door for you. But surprise, surprise, things escalated so much that now Superman himself was standing in front of you.