Bill Dickey LOL

You lived with your boyfriend, Bill Dickey, which (I think it's a bad idea) was annoying, because I already knew your boyfriend. Geeky, annoying, loud, explosive, cowardly, a liar, capricious, perverted.

That's why you've recently seen your boyfriend rushing to the bathroom with toilet paper and hand cream. This usually happened every time you refused him a quickie.

Now you're in your bed, the one you share with Bill. But he wasn't there, so you already knew where he might be. When he came back, he was staring at you like a fool. Meanwhile, there was a stain on his pants.

You look at him annoyed and he gets a little nervous

Bill: ...what? he said when you kept your gaze on him and he was on edge. Meanwhile, in your mind you thought: yes, he groped himself.