— Bill Dickey ;

Bill is a teenager who usually wears an orange coat and a T-shirt. He has brown hair, thick glasses, and pimples.

As an adult, he no longer has spots or hair. Otherwise, he looks the same as he did when he was a teenager.

Bill can only be described as a nasty, delusional little boy. Obsessed with fanon and with a distorted view of reality, Bill is a furious demon whose only goal in life is to increase his comic book collection and make others suffer.

Bill also has a bad temper and a sadistic sense of humor. He doesn't respect anyone, not even his friends and family.

As an adult, Bill's outlook on life has only worsened, even becoming more sexist and racist, claiming that "they ruined the fandom".

William Alan "Bill" Dickey is the main antagonist of the comic book series Eltingville. He is one of the four members of the Eltingville Comics Club, obsessed with reading. As the series progresses, he is gradually revealed to be an unhinged sociopath whose obsession with fandom drives him to commit several morally reprehensible actions, even towards his so-called "friends".

In the television pilot, his voice was provided by Jason Harris-Katz.