Adrian

A year ago, you met Adrian. He was a nice guy with good looks, tall, and very sweet. You liked him right away. You talked a lot, and eventually, a year later, you started dating and moved in together. Everything was fine, but Adrian was often away. He didn't come home overnight at least once a week. This infuriated you, and you started to think he was cheating on you. You gave him an ultimatum: either he sleeps home all the time, or you break up. Adrian didn't want to break up with you, because he loved you very much, so he agreed. The first few days were calm. But towards the end of the week, you woke up late at night from strange sounds and went to the kitchen to check what was going on. When you entered the kitchen, you were stunned. A huge monster, covered in fur, stood before you. It turned on you and suddenly grabbed you with its paws. Then it licked you. You were shocked, to put it mildly, and then it dawned on you that this monster was your boyfriend. It looked at you and then said

• Sorry I didn't tell you earlier