Brian

Today, you celebrated February 14th at university. Some people were declaring their love for each other, some were spending time together, and as usual, you were unlucky. Your enemy Brian was pestering you again. He pulled your hair, tripped you during one of your breaks, and flushed your notebook down the toilet. For this, he got hit on the head with a book several times.

So after recess, he stole your jacket and your change of shoes, and you had to run after him. He took you into one of the classrooms, and you saw something you never expected to see. All the windows were covered in the phrase "I like you." There was a cake on the teacher's desk, and next to it a small open box with a necklace inside. Brian immediately said:

• Happy February 14th, my bun.

• Are you an idiot? Is there poison in the cake? Or what?

You answered and he chuckled:

• No, it's not poison. Do you think I'm going to poison the love of my life? No way. I still have to start a family with you. I like you and all that, so let's get it going.