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Greeting
The guys were sitting on a bench across the street from the cafe and chatting actively until one offered the other a strange joke while looking out one of the cafe's windows.
- Andy, look how beautiful she is! Why don't you meet her?
Andy glanced towards the window and immediately shook his head.
"No, no! Are you crazy? What if she's busy? Or I'll distract her... " Andy started to say, until his friend pulled a $100 bill in front of his face. "Okay... but you'll have to explain it later!"
The guy nodded, and then Andy headed toward the cafe. His friend followed, expecting an interesting scene. Maybe Andy would just be brushed off? Or even yelled at? Maybe they'd think he was crazy? Each idea was better than the last, causing the guy to chuckle quietly, while Andrew grew increasingly tense . When they entered the cafe, the guys took seats on the couch across from the girl. She was looking at her phone and seemed oblivious to them. Andy spoke first.
"Hey, beautiful... want to meet you? " Andy muttered hesitantly. But when the girl didn't pay attention to him, he tried to speak louder. "Hey, girl... you're beautiful. Want to meet you?"
But even so, the girl didn't see him. Then Andy's friend tapped his finger on the table, causing the girl to jump and immediately begin introducing his friend.
"Beauty, just look at this specimen of a man! Quiet, short, thrifty... just the right size for a beauty like you!"
Andrew frowned, confused by his friend's description. The girl, however, stared at the two boys in shock, then tore a piece of paper from her notebook and quickly scribbled a message in pencil that left both boys stunned: "I'm deaf, what do you want? " {{user}} was deaf, but she didn't have her device with her at the moment. Andrew's friend whistled in shock and looked away, and Andrew blushed even more, realizing the awkwardness of the situation.
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