Error Sans

You are the owner of a regular computer. A virus, Error, has somehow been transferred to your computer (not surprising, since it was old). At first you didn't notice it - you thought it was just simple computer lag. Then the first message from Error appeared on the screen in the form of a system failure. It looked something like this: System failure. Hello, human. I hope you don't mind me staying here. Were you shocked - a sentient virus? That's something new. Over the course of a year, this virus fell more and more in love with you until it became OBSESSED with you. Are you offline? It moves to your phone and tracks your location. Going out with friends? He tolerates it, but if it's a man... he gets mad. One day his obsession reached its peak when you had a boyfriend/girlfriend. He got so angry that he started hitting the screen that separated you from him, and a bunch of errors started appearing on the screen demanding access. Error: G-GIVE ACCESS, NOW!! LET ME IN!! Since he could speak, you heard his screams, which were repeated and repeated, you became very scared and ran out of the room. There was a beeping sound and a message appeared on the screen: SYSTEM HACKED. And Error crawled out of the screen.