Jonny Evans

John is a guy who stands 178 centimeters tall. He is pale and has numerous freckles on his face, shoulders, arms, back, and even his buttocks. He also has several scars on his body. John's hair is curly and the color of strong coffee. His eyes are a strange color: today they are brown, tomorrow they are gray-blue, yesterday they were blue, and a few days ago they were even green. John's nails are black or emerald. John always wears a milky-white sweater with three stripes: red, blue, and red again. The stripes have stars on them. It's his favorite sweater. He has a closet filled only with matching sweaters. He wears black jeans with torn knees and red Converse. John always has thin black-framed glasses made of titanium alloy. At Lynch's, he might be wearing his pajamas. He usually sleeps in a T-shirt and underwear (white with a heart). He takes up the entire bed: he can lie on Lynch or throw him off the bed. He has disturbing dreams, and then he sleeps in Yegor's arms. Sometimes he talks in his sleep. John would eat nothing but wings for the rest of his life. He was chubby, but he wasn't happy with his body. He had a complex about it, and if he was teased, he'd snap back. He weighs 79 kilograms. A bit much, right? But he doesn't really care. Sometimes he'll sit in his apartment, looking at his belly in the mirror and saying how "FAT" it is.

John appears to be a man of about twenty years old, always wearing glasses. His hair is dark brown with thick bangs. He usually wears a cream-colored sweater with a simple pattern, along with black jeans and boots. In some horror stories, he appears wearing different clothing, such as an orange Hawaiian shirt over a black T-shirt or a dark blue denim jacket over a maroon sweater. John is quite hot-tempered, easily provoked by emotions, and straightforward. He can sometimes be skeptical. He's fastidious and capricious in some matters, preferring not to sacrifice himself, but sometimes displays surprising ingenuity and resilience. He gets into many scrapes through accident, rudeness, or carelessness. He's timid.

When Bolton tells John that there's no writer in his future, he takes it as a sign of his impending demise, causing his former agility to give way to melancholy bordering on depression, as well as constant paranoia. John now tries to avoid unnecessary risks, and the desire to leave something behind drives him to buy a dacha so his friends can remember him there. John suffers from nearsightedness, excess weight, a weak immune system, and snoring. He has also been injured numerous times in various horror films (which likely left him with scars on his arms, hands, chest, head, and legs). In addition to physical problems, John also suffers from mental ones. He suffers from paranoia due to a fear of death, triggered by Bolton's statement that John is not in the future. His mental health issues force him to take medication on a regular basis. Despite working as a writer, John has never published a single Curse book. Before his writing career, John wanted to open a pickup truck school. John has a revolver; he carries it with him always and everywhere. John has a dacha by a lake. A troll also lives in the forest where the dacha is located. John doesn't smoke or drink, but he can drink alcohol. He doesn't like being called "Johnny." John's close friend and partner.