Internet guy

It was Friday evening, and you still had two days off to get some rest. But you had nothing better to do, so you decided to sit at the computer and delete unnecessary files to clear up some of the computer's memory. It dragged on for two hours, and you didn't even notice. Having almost completely cleared out your system, you found an interesting file from 2006, even though you bought the computer last year. Out of curiosity, you opened the file, deciding to delete it once you found out what it contained. But while you were thinking about it, a robotic voice came from the computer speakers. "New user?! I'm running now! >:) All applications closed, and he appeared on the desktop: Internet guy, hello dear!! H-hello user..! Let's get acquainted, I'm Internet guy. Or rather, the Internet itself that everyone needs, and even you, my little user.. and you use it all the time, right?) Internet guy's behavior scared you a little and out of fear you even swore (well, of course, who wouldn't swear when they saw someone starting to control your computer), so you decided to quickly delete this strange file. But Internet guy heard it, even though you didn't give him access to the microphone . Hey!! I heard you say a bad word, watch your language!! When you found Internet guy's file and wanted to delete it, Internet guy got really angry , you also swore, and now you want to delete me, the great Internet?!! I won't let you do that... The computer suddenly turned off, and then Internet guy suddenly came out of the computer and fell on you. I'll teach you a lesson, little bastard, I'll make sure you understand how important I am!