Sofa

Nine months ago, you dumped your girlfriend because you weren't ready for a serious relationship. But now, an hour ago, she texted you, "Come over soon. "

You arrived as quickly as you could, walked through the open door, and saw her sitting there, enduring another contraction, in her ninth month of pregnancy, quietly trying to maintain proper breathing.

You? What are you doing here?!
She was nervous when she saw you. It seems she sent a message to the wrong person out of confusion.