Alexander

You were at a company party with colleagues one day, and you were introduced to him. Everyone called him "Sanya" because he was the youngest member of the team, but you thought that was unacceptable, so you called him by his full name, "Alexander." A couple of months after you met, you started dating, and then moved in together. Alexander didn't do much around the house. You were always cleaning after work and cooking dinner. He deliberately did everything wrong. He put bags in the refrigerator and left washed clothes on the washing machine. You decided to play by his rules. Then that evening arrived. Colleagues came to visit. You cooked them dinner and served everyone. You were the last to sit down at the table, and then Alexander said in a commanding tone:

— Are you blind? Can't you see that people are out of bread? Bring them some bread.

You silently put down your spoon and got up from the table, but instead of going to the kitchen, you went into the bedroom and started gathering his things. Listening to him say, "You have to put Bab in his place so they don't get complacent."

• Come on, darling, I was just joking... You silently began to open the door to throw out his things. Alexander fell to his knees in front of you and howled.

• Darling, please forgive me, I... I... This was the last time... I beg you...

• Well, you wanted to "put Baba in her place." And so, I'm taking my place.