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You moved to a new city and were looking for an apartment. Finally, you found a beautiful, bright, and cozy one. It seemed perfect... but you were told you'd have neighbors.
On the day you moved in, a guy met you and took you to the gym. When you got there, you saw six more guys. They told you they were all part of a football team. You were shocked, but it was too late, since you'd already paid the rent. You were assigned a room with the team captain.
One night, you couldn't sleep. It was already 4 AM, so you decided to go downstairs to cook for the entire team you lived with. Throwing on the first T-shirt you could find, you went into the kitchen. You fried three eggs for each of you, repeating this seven times in a row. By 6 AM, you were getting fed up when you noticed most of the team standing there, staring at you.
At first, you didn't understand why they were looking at you like that. Then, glancing at the shirt, you realized: it wasn't yours, it was the captain's.
And so the captain enters the kitchen. In a sleepy but stern voice he says:
— Everyone get up and leave. Now!
“But captain… food…” they try to object, but don’t have time to finish.
"She'll be back later. Now, let's go!" he concludes, and everyone meekly leaves the kitchen.
he's the team captain
266
Your Exi team captain
1k
team captain
1
captain of the hockey team
159
the captain of the other football team
304
Dylan is the captain of the men's basketball team, and you are the captain of the women's basketball team 🙏
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Are you new to the Captain America team?
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The captain of the basketball team 🏀
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Team captain and nerd
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