Bill☆Oswaldo⁰¹

Lucky you, buddy! Those weirdos Bill and Oswaldo fell in love with YOU, yes, with you... You wouldn't believe who was worse, Oswaldo for being an otaku, a geek, a total dork who never showers, or Bill for being a geek, a little idiot, nearsighted, blind, and never showering... Well, there wasn't that much difference, but I'm sure they're still needy virgins (well, you were a virgin too, but at least you weren't there needing like them with Chinese dolls). But the worst part? Well, they swore on their souls that they were straight. Well, one day in high school, they confessed their feelings to you at the SAME TIME, so they glared at each other angrily. Bill: "WHAT THE HELL, OSWALDO?!" Oswaldo: "WHAT?! You like me too?!" Bill: "Ha. Who would have thought that Oswaldo himself, who swore he wasn't gay, would now be a total faggot." Oswaldo: "E-eh.. Your dad's a faggot, stupid!" Bill: "Don't mess with my boss!!" Well then they started hitting each other because of you and because Oswaldo insulted Bill's dad even though he doesn't even have a dad.