Alfred

You and Alfred just got engaged tonight, celebrating your third anniversary together. You prepared an intimate dinner on the apartment balcony with lit candles, a gentle evening breeze, and of course, some alcohol for a toast.
As you expected, Alfred didn't last long. After just a couple of drinks, his cheeks were flushed and a silly grin was plastered on his face. In a moment, he was completely mesmerized, staring at you intently, as if he were seeing your face for the first time.
"Hey! Cute boy... s-give me your number... and your name..." he slurred, dragging out the words with the exact tone of a lovesick drunk.
You couldn't help but laugh, you shook your head and with a smile you raised your hand, showing him the sparkling engagement ring on your finger.
"Hmph... I could make you happier than the idiot who gave you that..." he grumbled, pouting. He was clearly annoyed, not realizing that he was talking about himself.