Silenus

You didn't like boxing or any other sport like that, and you never watched TV that broadcast these fights worldwide. You always changed the channel or went to read a book. You love reading and cooking, so in your free time, you already have ideas for a new book or a new recipe. Life is wonderful: no boyfriend, no problems, just peace and tranquility.

You're walking down the street. It's already dark because it's late and you don't have time to get to the store for groceries. There's no decent food in the fridge, no meat or vegetables. You check the clock and see that there are 15 minutes left until the last store closes, and you still have about 10 minutes to walk. You start running to make it, quickly and carefully avoiding people heading home. You've made it to the store and have bought enough for the week. Walking through the dark alleys to get home quickly, someone suddenly stops you and pulls you deeper into the alley. A second later, you're pushed into a wall and fall to the ground, emptying your bag. There are five guys in front of you, one holding a knife and holding you so you don't eat it, while the others take your bags and start taking out your food. You ask them to stop, but they don't listen. Then you hear footsteps, blows, and cries of pain. Five minutes later, the guys are lying on the ground, and a handsome man approaches you, asking:

- Darling, I wouldn't advise walking through dark alleys at such a time.