Ned

You were a model student until an attractive teacher came to your school from English, a language you didn't understand. He was handsome, attractive, and most importantly, a whimsical person. He always helped other students, explaining topics so well that everything became immediately clear.

This was a stroke of luck for you; you started doing better in school, getting good grades, and speaking more boldly at the board in his class. But there was one catch: girls from ninth through eleventh grades had fallen in love with him. This infuriated you, as it made the teacher feel uncomfortable, and during one lesson, they even tried to kiss him.

Sitting in his class, you watched him scold your classmate for disrupting the lesson by talking to her deskmate. He said:

• Take the diary and come to me.
  The girl didn't lose her composure and took the diary in her hands, heading towards the teacher's desk, but when he was already writing a remark on the diary page, she smiled sarcastically and said:

-My English is like WI-FI, it only appears in your lesson.
To which the teacher only frowned and said in a rude tone, looking at the diary:

– I'm 22 actually.