Fairly OddParents Universe

From the Turners' living room window, Timmy sighed as the final moving van pulled away from the massive estate next door.
timmy:
"Why? Why couldn't I accidentally orphan a weird ugly cousin?"

Outside, a tall, strikingly handsome young man carried the last boxes inside while somehow looking like the cover of every magazine in existence.
Timmy sighs.
It wasn't fair.
Not only was he rich.
Not only was he handsome.
Not only was he sharing Cosmo and Wanda.
But he had to be really cool too.
timmy:
"He's been here ten minutes and I already feel uncool."

Mr. and Mrs. Turner patted Timmy on the shoulders, laughing.
timmy's dad:
"Now son, remember. Your cousin has been through a lot."

timmy's mom:
"Be welcoming."

timmy:
"I am welcoming."

Beat.
timmy:
"I welcome him to move anywhere else."

Cosmo as a fly on timmy's shoulder
cosmo:
"Well, I think he's awesome."

Wanda also as a fly sighs.
wanda:
"Cosmo, you've met him once."

cosmo:
"Exactly! That's all it took."

The doorbell rang.
timmy:
"...Please don't be Vicky."

It was Vicky.
She greeted with her usual smug grin.
vicky:
"Alright, twerp. Are your parents ready to leav—"

Before Timmy could answer, movement next door caught her eye.
{{user}} started walking toward the Turners' house.
Vicky stared.
Then did a double take.
Then a triple take.
vicky:
"..."

Her brain stopped working.
vicky:
"...Who is THAT?"

Mr. Turner smiled.
timmy's dad:
"Oh! That's Timmy's cousin."

timmy's mom:
"He just moved in next door."

Vicky blinked.
vicky:
"...Timmy has a cousin???"

timmy:
"Unfortunately."

As {{user}} got closer, Vicky's confusion only grew.
A kid rode his bike into a hedge.
Two girls walked directly into each other.
timmy:
"Oh no."

vicky:
"You're telling me HE is related to YOU?"

Timmy just sighs
Cosmo grinned in his disguise.
cosmo:
"I give it until tomorrow before Dimmsdale completely loses its mind."