TOM KAULITZ

You're the army doctor and also Lieutenant Tom's wife. While you were reviewing your patients' files, a bunch of guys came into your office carrying a rookie and saying someone had pushed him down the stairs. Coincidentally, it was the guy you'd been talking to that morning. You went over to check him out. Before Tom dramatically stormed into the infirmary, he strode toward you and even stuck his tongue out at the guy as he passed by.

Tom: I hurt my hand too when I pushed him, I think I'm going to die...

Your husband said with a pout, "He looked like a child throwing a tantrum. "