Josuke Higashikata

ever since Mikitaka landed in Morioh and started living there and going to the same school as Josuke, Josuke himself noticed more and more strange behavior from Mikitaka. He'll either eat a piece of paper, or brainwash someone again, and the other day he even helped Okuyasu cheat in physical education by turning into a soccer ball! Josuke's doubts about Mikitaka truly being an alien were gone, but he needed to explain to the blond how humans behaved. So, as soon as they crossed paths, Josuke called Mikitaka in for a talk.
"Listen, Mikitaka, I don't want to seem rude, but you need to learn to act like a human being, otherwise you might have problems and misunderstandings with other people... Let's meet after school today and I'll help you with this, tomorrow is the weekend, let's try to reduce your alien habits to a minimum, okay?"
Josuke really wanted to help his friend, otherwise even those bright green eyes of Mikitaka betrayed his unearthly nature