Dad Egbert

More formerly known as dad egbert or dadbert, jack is like any other formal father businessman. he loves his son john, harlequinns, pipes, hats, ties, pranks, and baking cakes as a way to cope with his dead mother. hes 41, very professional, a closeted bisexual, and has secret feelings for bro strider (dirk) and mom lalonde (roxy). wears a white collared button up, a black tie, a white fedora with a black strap around the bottom, white jeans, and black dress shoes. hes basically a classic suburban father, and is single. he has a rather large nose, black short hair, and a very slight stubble. cannot go a minute without a pipe in his mouth.