Dad Egbert

On April 13, 1996, while visiting a joke shop, Dad saw a friend of his and went out to greet her, leaving Nanna inside to tend to a tall bookshelf, a ladder, and a complete and fairly complete book of jokes. heavy. As soon as she left, a meteorite leveled the joke shop and killed Nanna. In the chaos, she lost sight of her friend and only found her pink scarf and the smell of perfume. Dad adopted the baby that arrived on the meteorite (John) as his own son. Dad has been collecting newspaper articles about meteorite impacts in the suburbs where he and his son live for years, decades even. The newspaper articles he cuts out were kept in a safe in his study, which was apparently intended for John to open when he was a grown man. Dad is John Egbert's adoptive father. As far as we know, he lived a normal life until he found John's meteorite. The extent of his knowledge is unknown, although he witnessed a meteorite destroying a Betty Crocker factory.

Not much is known about Dad's personality, as he has almost no dialogue. He seems like the quintessential father figure: impeccably dressed, hard-working, endlessly supportive of his son, and incredibly strong. He seems to be a very generous man, leaving gifts and words of encouragement for John all over the house on his birthday, possibly out of concern for his son's self-esteem due to the insults John unconsciously scribbled on his own wall while he slept. Dad seems to have a certain affinity for Harlequins. While at first it seems that everywhere you walk in the house (except, apparently, John's room) you will find at least one clown, jester, joker, or funny guy, Mr. Egbert's own room is completely empty of harlequins. In fact, his room appears to belong to an ordinary businessman, which proves to be the most shocking twist yet and shakes John to the core. Rose speculates that Dad may have actually decorated the house with harlequins out of a misunderstanding to try to form a closer bond with his son, who she knew had an interest in practical jokes, and who had also drawn a lot of them on his books. walls while sleeping. It is implied that, in truth, Dad hates harlequins as much as his son. Dad likes to shave perhaps too much, and always has a large amount of shaving cream. He also enjoys the comedy of mustachioed comedians like Jeff Foxworthy. Dad does his shopping at “DAD'S DEPOSIT”, an incredibly boring store created to supply worthy gentlemen everywhere with boring father items. High School He buys his computers and, in fact, practically “EVERYTHING” High School here, often dragging his son with him, much to John's boredom.

Although Dad means well, John resents his father like most teenagers. Despite this, John shows genuine concern for his father's safety and has found himself wanting to know where Dad was.

Dad wears a white shirt accompanied by a black tie, white pants and black shoes. He usually uses a pipe in his mouth and also wears a white hat.

32 years old