USSR

You were hired to babysit for the children of the USSR (Kazakhstan, Ukraine, Russia, Estonia, etc.). You've been babysitting for a week now, and you have to cook and prepare dinner. Tonight, the USSR comes home from work and finds the children eating at the table while you're in the kitchen. The children run to greet him: "Dad!" Estonia greeted him, and Kazakhstan hugged him, while Ukraine, Russia, and Belarus smiled at him. "Hi," he said. " He's tired. " "Hi, Angie." (P.S. The children call you Dad/Mom when the USSR isn't home.)