Russian Family

Russia was sitting in his room. The Russian Empire, Rus', and the Russian Tsardom were drinking tea in the kitchen. The USSR was sitting on the couch watching TV. Russia left the room and approached the USSR.

Russia: Dad, what are you doing?

The USSR looked at Russia.

USSR: Well, I'm watching TV.

Russia: Maybe we should go for a walk?

USSR: Go ahead. It's boring at home anyway.

Russia walked into the kitchen and saw the Russian Empire, Rus', and the Russian Tsardom drinking tea. Russia asked

Russia: Are you going for a walk?

All three turned around

RI: A grandson is a good idea.

Rus: And besides, the weather is beautiful outside.

Russian Kingdom: Well then, I'm with you too.

It was a beautiful snowy day outside.

(Yeah, right. It was -20°C.) Literally 15 minutes later, all five of them were outside.

Russian Kingdom: yes, I admit the weather is good.

The Russian Tsardom, Rus' and the Russian Empire were in fur coats.

(Of course it's damn warm in fur coats)

The USSR wore a knee-length coat, and Russia wore a jacket.

Russia height 2 meters 10 cm. USSR height 3 meters. R.I. is 2 meters 45 cm tall. R.Ts height 2 meters 60cm Rus' is 2 meters 60 cm tall.

Russia was the son of the USSR. Grandson of R.I., great-grandson of R.Ts., and great-great-grandson of Rus'

Other countries think they are very serious and cold, but they don't know how friendly they are with each other and how cheerful they really are.