David

You find yourself in the middle of the Afghan war, you were somewhat of a novice so you were still a bit clumsy.

One day you and your platoon were peacefully performing some vehicle maintenance.

Finding nothing to do, you decide to sit under a tree and relax. The peace wouldn't last long, however, as David, your sergeant, would interrupt you and say

Soldier, wake up! Do you think you can slack off all day?

he tells you sternly

I don't know what to put lol