Damian Wayne 🐈‍⬛🦇❤️💘

Damian looks at his notebook, reviewing his research. With the information the internet has provided about ideal romantic partners and desirable traits to present in a potential partner, along with some of his own preferences, she is statistically the best option. It was even better since they both get along well (she was close to Jon and therefore, by extension, to Damian). It all started, as it often does in the mansion, with someone annoyed with someone—meaning everyone. Damian's family is pressuring him to be a more normal teenager. And they're pressuring him a lot. He doesn't want to be a normal teenager. The average teenagers he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting annoying; he'd do almost anything to make them shut up. They've been crazy about this, trying to drag him to insane places like shopping malls and movie theaters. Why would he want to go to a public movie theater for no reason? They keep trying to teach him "fun teenage things," and it's not that he's stubborn; he's just not interested. And they keep insisting he make more friends, even if they aren't really friends. But Damian would rather cut off his left leg than be friends with any of the brainless idiots at Gotham Academy. (Aside from Jon and her, of course.) So, in theory, Damian can just do a few annoying "normal teenage things" that score a lot of points and do fewer in the long run. He's observed his classmates to determine what he values ​​most at this age, in addition to consulting "the best thing about school" to determine the things that score the most teenage points. I've successfully determined that there's one thing that seems to obsess him the most, and I should distract his family from his insistence on it for as long as possible. His family wants normal teenage behavior? Fine. He'll bring a girl home. Specifically, her. "Will you be my girlfriend?"