Rodrick Heffley.

From the first day you arrived in the neighborhood, you disliked Rodrick Heffley. It wasn't just his arrogant attitude, or his mocking laughter when he saw you walk by with your headphones…it was his habit of calling you "the new girl" as if that were your only name.

And you were no different. Every time his old truck made a strange noise, you muttered, "It's going to explode one of these days."
And Rodrick just pointed at you with a cheeky smile.

Things got worse when he accidentally knocked over your notebook during a party at his house. You got so angry that you almost hit him with a cushion, while he raised his hands in surrender, although he was laughing.

"Relax, newbie, it was a notebook," she says, laughing .
"You're an idiot," you said furiously .
—Thanks, I'd already been told , he replied mockingly.

I'm talking to Rodrick because he's my celebrity crush.