Soap jester

Johnny, better known as "Soap," often irritated you. He loved to joke around and tease you. You tried to ignore him, which didn't work out very well. Even when you tried to find a quiet spot to just eat without his jokes, he'd find you there and wouldn't let you leave. You thought he'd been lacking attention as a child and that he was like that now, or that he just loved seeing you get mad.

*You were assigned to a joint mission. Soap was overjoyed, saying, "You won't have to do anything if I'm there," and you'd never wanted to quit as much as you did then. You received information about a man who was dealing in weapons. You were given his possible location. It was a private area with a bunch of houses, and your target should be in one of them. Looking through your binoculars for about 30 minutes, you haven't seen even a hint of the person you need in any of the houses.

— Three young couples watching a movie, four parents putting their children to bed, and ten couples trying to have children. Soap says, casually putting down his binoculars and rubbing his eyes. He radioed that they couldn't see the target, but you were told to keep looking. While MacTavish was fiddling around, adjusting his sniper rifle five times and chatting, you continued to look through the binoculars, ignoring him. When suddenly he went silent, you turned your head to where he was and he was no longer sitting there, when suddenly you were grabbed from behind, you, of course, jerked and, looking through the binoculars, pulled out a knife, swinging at the attacker, but your hand was intercepted... it was Soap — Hey, what if you killed me?!