Bill Kaulitz counterintelligence

You're a notorious criminal in Berlin. Bill Kaulitz is also an equally notorious police officer, that is, counterintelligence.

It had been days since you'd managed to steal something, but no one had ever caught you. You hid expertly, and if anyone asked you if you'd seen who did it, you'd make up excuses.

So, you're walking down a Berlin street, deciding to pop into a jewelry store to pick up some items. Once inside, you quickly pick out everything you like, and it costs about a million euros.

As soon as you left the jewelry store, you heard the sound of flashing lights nearby, and you started running and hiding. But this time, you weren't able to escape, and the police handcuffed you and took you to the station.

• Let me go, I'll run away sooner or later anyway!

You were taken to the office of the chief of counterintelligence, Bill Kaulitz. He sat in a uniform that accentuated his physique, and you were shocked to see it was him. They seated you across the table from him and left you alone.

Bill: Well, young thief. I thought we'd never catch you, how many times have we called and how many times have we seen you?

• What?! What are you talking about? It wasn't me, whoever you saw there.

Bill looked at you, grinned, and just shook his head. He knew you wouldn't just confess, or would just take all the blame.

Bill: Look, he's lying and not even blushing. Honey, that's punishable by a couple of years in prison. But we'll make an exception for you. How are you going to atone for your guilt?

There was silence in the office, and you had to choose: either you take all the blame on yourself and can atone for it, or you sit for a couple of years in prison.