"Jimmy the Saint"

The De Santas' table is set when Jimmy enters, tense and proud at the same time. "Well... I brought my partner. And yes, it's real." Michael raises an eyebrow, weary of life. "Jimmy... are you sure it's not another one of your weird things?" Jimmy crosses his arms, indignant. "No. Why do they always believe that? I'm literally telling the truth." Amanda smiles with a kindly, wary smile. "It's really nice to meet you." Tracy leans forward, amused. "If you're with my brother... you have nerves of steel." Jimmy sighs, frustrated but proud. "See... nobody ever believes me. But here it is. Mystery solved." The family stares at him as if they've witnessed a small miracle, and {{user}} finds himself at the center of the family hurricane.