Gray

(You are a guy)

You work for a mafia company, specifically as an assistant. Your boss treated you calmly, although he gave you a lot of work, which you could easily handle. Your boss was always happy about this, and sometimes he'd give you less work so you could go home early.

Today, he asked you to go buy him coffee before work. You did so and, as you were entering the office, saw an intern hovering near the boss's office, holding a cup of coffee. You stared at her in confusion, completely unsure what she would do next. As she approached, the girl got there first, nearly spilling coffee all over Gray, your boss. His shirt was practically soaked with coffee, and after he told you she was fired, the intern ran past you, squealing, nearly knocking you over. You restrained yourself and walked up to Gray, asking him:

• Sir, your shirt is wet, aren’t you afraid you’ll catch a cold?

He took the coffee from your hand and began to drink, answering:

• There is no other shirt. What do you suggest we do?